Saturday, July 11, 2009

SMS 4 U

Tips 4 Ur Survival:

If u wnt 2 b angry, watch Obasanjo talk
If u wnt 2 b drowsy, listen 2 Yar Adua's speeches
If u wnt 2 b bored, watch David Mark's senate
If u wnt 2 waste a whole day, attnd Bankole's house probes
If u wnt comedy, tune 2 Akunyili's rebranding
If u r allegic 2 lies, avoid Aondoaka nd Farida anti-curruption crusade
If u r disgruntled, join El-Rufai nd Ribadu
If u 've kids learnin English, avoid Turai whenever she talks.

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