#EBOLAINNIGERIA
Have you heard this funny one about the rave of the moment?
A family recently took one of their own to a private hospital (remember, Nigerian doctors were on strike. That was then anyway. Now, we lack doctors as all are sacked by FG) for a medical check up. With many refusing to tag along and those who did, keeping a good distance from the patient... Hehehehe!
The doctor receive the patient reluctantly, but not without getting the family to sign a life insurance agreement. After kitting up and doing a thorough examination, he emerged from from a lab and looking disturbed, but sounding formal he informed: "After checking him carefully, we've discovered that he is found to be positive" To which the whole family exclaimed "Ewooo!", some of them starting to quickly back off from the doctor.
Realizing their misunderstanding, he calmly reassured them ”No, no please. He is HIV positive" This immediately generated a huge sigh of relief. "O thank God! Thank you Lord!" With one of the ladies giving the doctor a warm smile and a very grateful hug. One of the guys among the family excitedly dialed his phone and walking off to a small distance, after waiting for a connection, with an animated face he said "Mama, mama thank it is not EBOLA!... Yes, yes, the doctor has just confirmed it... No mama, it is just ordinary AIDS... Yes, common HIV/AIDS mama! Yes, we thank God, mama. No, no, no need to abandon him here ma. We are bringing him home with us"
Pwuahahahahhaha! See how things can change?
Have you heard this funny one about the rave of the moment?
A family recently took one of their own to a private hospital (remember, Nigerian doctors were on strike. That was then anyway. Now, we lack doctors as all are sacked by FG) for a medical check up. With many refusing to tag along and those who did, keeping a good distance from the patient... Hehehehe!
The doctor receive the patient reluctantly, but not without getting the family to sign a life insurance agreement. After kitting up and doing a thorough examination, he emerged from from a lab and looking disturbed, but sounding formal he informed: "After checking him carefully, we've discovered that he is found to be positive" To which the whole family exclaimed "Ewooo!", some of them starting to quickly back off from the doctor.
Realizing their misunderstanding, he calmly reassured them ”No, no please. He is HIV positive" This immediately generated a huge sigh of relief. "O thank God! Thank you Lord!" With one of the ladies giving the doctor a warm smile and a very grateful hug. One of the guys among the family excitedly dialed his phone and walking off to a small distance, after waiting for a connection, with an animated face he said "Mama, mama thank it is not EBOLA!... Yes, yes, the doctor has just confirmed it... No mama, it is just ordinary AIDS... Yes, common HIV/AIDS mama! Yes, we thank God, mama. No, no, no need to abandon him here ma. We are bringing him home with us"
Pwuahahahahhaha! See how things can change?
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