Thursday, October 29, 2009


By: Tijjani Muhammad Musa

There is this real life amazing video about a herd of buffalos and a pack of lions at a water drinking point in the wild. The lions lay an ambush, caught a young buffalo calf and fell into the river in the struggle. The rest of the buffalo herd ran off for dear life.

Meanwhile the lions about 6-8 of them each jumped into the water to help bring out their catch, which was too heavy for 1 lion to cling on to and collectively they surround their prey while still in the river, holding on to the young buffalo calf.

To make matters worse for the poor buffalo calf, out of no where from the water, a crocodile surfaced and also took a hold of one of the calf's hind legs, trying to drag it back into the water. But the lions using their superior number succeeded in dragging their meal out on to the river bank.

As they were struggling with the over-powered, out-numbered young animal, each trying to kill it, along came back the rest of the bufallo herd. Bulls, mothers, young and all, forming a closely packed bunch in an amazing rescue mission.

Though scared and tentative at first, yet they gathered themselves into a united pack and bulls among them started launching minor attacks at the lions, until they succeeded in chasing 1 off.

Then they chased off another and another. Gaining confidence, one of the buffalo bulls dived into the lions, horns first and successfully hauled one of the predators into the air. It landed a few meters away and quickly limbed off, terribly wounded.

Meanwhile only 2-3 more lions stubbornly held on to the young buffalo. The herd were growing more and more confident and threatening now and soon the remaining lions realizing the game was over, released their catch and took off.

The earlier doomed buffalo calf was set free... FREE, by the power of collective struggle, united determination, willingness to sacrifice their individual lives for the benefit of all. It is indeed an amazing video to watch (, believe me.

Now that scene got me thinking. The whole episode is a depiction of our dear country NIGERIA. The casts are 1) The Buffalo Herd 2) The Buffalo Calf 3) The Lion Pride and 4) The Crocodile.

NIGERIA is the Buffalo Calf, our RULERS are the Lions, WE, the PEOPLE are the Buffalo Herd and the CROCODILE represent Opportunists (Hypocrites)...

Let US adopt this video as a National Emblem of our collective struggle for the FREEDOM of our Country, NIGERIA... WE CAN DO THIS!

As God Has shown Kane how to bury Abel in the Holy Books by sending the two fighting crows, where one killed the other and subsequently dug a hole in the ground and buried its opponent, thus teaching Kane what to do with Abel's dead body, so also in this movie.

God Has set up this scene and used these animals to show NIGERIANS how to go about rescueing their beloved Country from the shackles of a minut percentage, their bad ruling elite.

United and determined, though we might be uncertain at first, the NIGERIAN Masses must stand together and with collective resolve launch a rescue mission. And Allah (God) Willing, like the Buffalo Herd, the NIGERIAN PEOPLE will set their Country FREE!

The video is a must watch. It is on the internet, youtube ( and National Geographic Channel. We must get every Nigerian who desires this freedom to watch the video.... pls, pls, pls!


Chicken Run

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.

Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.

Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.

Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?

Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.

Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all. Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.

Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.

Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.

Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.

Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


By Tijjani Muhammad Musa

ARE YOU INTERESTED IN TAKING A POLITICAL LEADERSHIP OFFICE IN 2011? We, The Nigerian Voters Hereby Demand The Following Binding Committment From YOU For Eligibility:

1. Declaration clearly of your Intention, Vision & Mission Statements

2. Outline your Agenda & Programmes in booklet format, cds, dvds and other forms of information storage systems for historical references

3. Declare and update your Assets publicly and yearly, for accountability. Afterall you are the one who comes seeking for public service

4. You are seeking to be a Public Servant, as such usage of Private Schools to Educate yr children is unacceptable, they must be enrolled in public, government run schools

5. Use Only Public Hospitals by your administrations & their family members. Patronage of Private Hospitals or travelling abroad for medical treatment is also unacceptable, unless home-based medical centers are of equal standard with those abroad.

6. All Electric Power needs must be from Public Main Source.No usage of Generators in your offices & homes is to be allowed your administrations & their family members.

7. All Fueling of Vehicles & machines at official & home level must be sourced from local Petroleum Refineries. No importations of refined petroleum products would be tolerated.

8. Water, clean and pure must also be sourced from the Mains for all your administrations and family usage, and all other basic living and working needs (e.g. products, services, materials & accessories) must be sourced locally & must be home-made where necessary, while recognizing other sources as secondary.

9. Human Resources development, enhancement and usage at all level must form the bedrock of your administration's drive.

10. Enabling environment, infrastructure and guiding priciples must be provided by your government for private sector participation at all level.Wastage in any form would be severely rejected.

11. If found wanting in any of the above or other conditions the voters might here-under add as an addendum to these, you will automatically lose your position as a public servant and be demanded upon to resign or forced vacate the office by the voters, who putted you there in the first place.


If these conditions are acceptable to you, please sign the dotted lines below.

ATTENTION: Signing this Document is an ACCEPTANCE of the Terms & Conditions herein stated. If you are sincere in your intention to be of Public Service to your FatherLand Nigeria, this document will not pose any threat to you.

Thank You.

APOCALYPS - A New Dawn, A New Beginning...

*By Tijjani Muhammad Musa

Nigeria's 1st October Anniversary Celebrations are now over....

Come All Nigerians, Fellow Country Men...

Let Us Start From Scratch...

Let Us Unite as One,Mind, Body, Soul...

Let Us Conceive a New Era in our Heart...

Let Us Visualize it in our Mind...

Let Us Design/Plan it in our Head...

Let Us Visit it regularly in our Dream...

Let Us Build it in our Imagination...

Let Us See it in our Vision...

Let Us Make this our Mission...

Let Us Talk about it in Details Night and Day....

Let Us Chant its Aim and Aspirations from the East to the West, from the North to the South of Nigeria, Our Father Land...

Let Us Engrave it into our Hymes, our Rhythms, our Beats...

Let Us Stand for this as Our Right and the Right of Our Children and Generations Yet Unborn...

Let Us Believe in it and pass it on as a Legacy not just for Nigerians but for any who desire a good we all do...

Finally @All, Let Us give it a Name... any suggestions?....