Friday, September 29, 2017

TAJAJJINI RAGON LAYYA

Da sunanKa Ya Allahu 
Wanda Ka aiko Rasulu
Ga bawanKa mai sahu
Tajajjini Muhammadu
Takobi mai kaifi biyu
Mai waqoqi, mai sulhu
Mai "Allah Ya hana babu"
Yunwa kin gamu da waku
Ga gida, ga mota, ga lambu
Maigida, babbanwa ga tuzuru
Mai Kwandala, ci da marayuu
Uban 'yanbiyu, mai aljihu biyuu
Ga dattijo mai karancin shekaru
Mai Hausa da Turanci, sha karatu
In ta kama, a kowanne kai rubutu
Raba dalibai da yawan sumbatu
Ragon layya wa kai da bunsuru?
Sana'a goma maganin dabaru
Gida biyu maganin gobara du
Baban Nafeesah, gatan Aliyu
Mijin Bilkisu, angon Haulatu
Mai kama da kamala, sannu
Ka haifi maza har da Habuu
Cikin matan ina su Imanuu?
Mai miqa hannu la-la dungu
Damo mai haquri, ass burgu
Kogi, bahar maliya har tekuu
Sannu Tajo, mai begen Nabiyu.

A dade ana yi, sai gaskiya... 😃

*Murtala Isah*

Dubu jiran mutum daya
Takun dai dai kana sangaya
Kayi gaba baka waigen baya

Tafi dai mu je jarumi
Mai hikima ya alkalami
Mai gidan kwandalawa malami

Ka yi ta ka ka yi ta rago
Rugurguzasu kamar zago
Mai tausayi da son ya yi ungo.

Allah kara lafiya TJ

Monday, September 25, 2017

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SMEH-SMEH MEANS?

Hackers hacked his Facebook account and demanded all sort of things from his e-friends, money, recharge cards, including sex from girls.

Flabbergasted, he could just imagine the monumental crisis at hand and knew he has to do something real fast to nip the nuisance in the bud. Emergency situations demand for prompt approach. So he sends in an SOS! to yours truly.

"Teejay! Someone has hacked into my account and is making mincemeat of my hard earned and well guarded reputation! Pls how do I stop him?"
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My reply "O that's simple. Just Sign Out of your FB account and then Sign I again. But when signing in, click on 'Forgot Password'. FB will request for the email with which you opened your account and to it they will send you a link.

Go to your email and click on the Link provided. It'll take you to a platform where you'll be requested to change your Password.

Input a new, different password and confirm it. Once you do that, regain access back to your FB Wall and you'll discover the hacker has been hacked out.

Next? You'll have to do some damage control and crisis management by reaching out to all your friends, male and female explaining to them what has just happened to you.

Tender a sincere public apology on your walls and follow up with inbox, SMS, calls etc to all affected, wherever necessary."
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He did that and immediately regained control of his account. So, he called again, this time to express his gratitude.

"Thank you Teejay. WAllahi, I called a friend who knows you and begged him to give me your number. I just know that you're one of the few guys who can sort this out for me. He gave me your number and so I called."

And that's how life online can be once in a while... 😃 It's called Social Media Engagement Hazards (SMEH) or you can repeat the acronym twice i.e. Smeh-smeh...😂😂😂

In Naija, we know wetin dat one mean. Shey! Pwuahahahahahaha 😂😂😂

Allah Ya kiyaye gaba.

Saturday, September 23, 2017

BEAR YOUR PRIDE HUMBLY #FoundPoetry

...by Poetic Tee "Here, take a sip"
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I've failed at times
As a woman, as even men do
I don't always say the right things.

I don't have an amazing figure
I'm not the most beautiful woman
Not in this world, but I'm me.

I love food
Less I forget *smiles*
How 'bout you?

I have curves
I have scars
Because I have a history.

Some people love me
Some like me, some don't.
Isn't that life?

I have done good
I have done bad
Who hasn't, isn't alive.

I sometimes go without make up
Sometimes don't get my hair done
Whoever said I'm perfect? Not me.

I'm random and silly, but loving
I don't pretend to be someone I'm not
I am who I am.

You can love me or not
And if I love you, I do
With all my heart!

I make no apologies
For the way I am
For I'm a gift onto me by Him.

So ladies, I dare you
Share the good in yourselves
If you're proud of who you are.....❤️

(c) Tijjani M. M.
All Rights Reserved

Friday, September 22, 2017

MEDICAL DOCTORS ARE NOT SUPERHUMANS

A little child informed a female medical doctor who wanted to learn a computer game from him that being a doctor she need not asked to be taught anything. She should automatically know how. 

That unless that is true about her, she's not fit to be a doctor. Can you imagine such misleading indoctrination.

So, she came up on her Facebook wall and call upon parents to stop impressing such false notion upon the innocent minds of their children. The wrong impression needs to change. Please find my submission below:

Yes, it needs to change indeed.

Doctors are attributed certain honor and respect some of them actually deserve, but most of them don't. Rather than make them humble, it sadly gets into their heads, making them start to act pompous and often arrogant.

Actually, I've never had that impression even when I was young and wanted to be a doctor myself, but changed my mind at that same early stage. Why? 

I watched a movie in which a president of a country was assassinated through a doctor whom he trusted, but administered a fatal injection into the good leader for a paltry sum of money

I was so shocked at the development, it forever changed the way I use to view doctors. It also instantly killed my medical doctoral ambition, by Allaah.

And as I grew up, got educated, read vast and wide, witnessed so many other medical situations, discovering so much about life, to me doctors are ordinary folks, who wear the toga of healers.

Whereas it is Allaah that truly deserves what they sometimes arrogate to themselves i.e. the power to heal and make one whole, regaining back his or her full health.

I often hear someone utter the "Shirk" phrase "Meet the doctor who saved my life" as an introduction. I smile at the erroneous impression impressed upon any so informed.

And I often ask myself and any other, if it's true doctors have the ability or power to save lives, why do they allow their loved ones to die, while they are present? Or why do they let death take their (doctors) lives? 

"In kura ta na maganin zawo, toh ta yi wa kan ta mana." But, I keep all these observations to myself and often smile at doctors, most especially young ones who are so full of their importance as medical doctors "who can save lives." 😂😂😂

I bow in full respect for this your call that there's need to disabuse the minds of people,  most especially children from continuing on this false notion. 

Mind you, this is not saying doctors are not to be appreciated for their roles in getting well after a sickness, but so should nurses, pharmacists, laboratory scientists, anastasists and every other medical worker associated with regaining back full health. 

Thank you. My sincere take.

Sunday, September 17, 2017

WHY ARE NIGERIAN LAWS UNDER CONSTANT ABUSE?


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A friend wrote:

In DOKUBO-ASARI V. FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA (2007) ALL FWLR (PT 375) 588, The Supreme Court per Muhammed JSC (CJN As he then was) had the following to say:

".....where national security is threatened or there is real likelihood of its being threatened, human rights or individual rights of those responsible take second place.
Human Rights or individual rights must be suspended until national security can be protected or taken care of.
This is not anything new.
The corporate existence of Nigeria as a united, harmonious, indivisible and indissoluble sovereign nation is certainly greater than any citizen's liberty or right.
Once the security of this nation is in jeopardy and it survives in pieces rather than in peace, the individual liberty or right may not even exist" at PP. 585-586

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By this, it has become obvious and glaringly clear that that kid Nnamdi Kanu was indeed handled with kids glove. One wonders why, and again why the law of the land is allowed to be so trampled upon and disrespected by all and sundry.
Why does one feel that there is something to the law of this land that Nigerian lawyers are scared to practice their learned profession to meet its aspirations and expectations by ordinary citizens.
Gaskiya, I'm beginning to realize that one of the biggest obstacle of this country lies with its judicial system. Unless this tier of government is soundly sanitized towards making NIGERIA regain its sanity, we will never get back on track to glory.
Which treasonable offence didn't Kanu commit against this nation using his Radio Biafra? He disrespected all and sundry and abused the very foundation of this country, calling it a zoo and threatening to burn it down?
Nobody among the Igbos raise his voice to caution him nor was any legal injunctions in our constitution cited as being flagrantly violated. Only freedom of speech was flaunted as a fundamental human right not to be denied.
in fact Senate Deputy President Ike Ikweremadu was the one who stood in for bail on his behalf and he was freed to a hero's welcome in the south east, with a convoy fit for a president.
Upon regaining his freedom as granted by Ag. President Osinbajo, what did the terrorist IPOB leader do to respect his bail conditions? Absolutely nothing, except further his campaign of disregard for Nigeria's Sovereignty.
He formed a government within a government, created his own army, Secret Service, flew his own flag, introduce his own money, solicited for funds to buy weapons to wage war against Nigeria etc.
Yet, many who should have stood in defense of Nigeria from the SE governors to its legislators in both the Senate and House Of Representatives, intellectuals, business men and citizens. Except for a few, almost all kept quiet.
And now that Nigerian Army is executing Operation Python Dance and such unwarranted provocations are being addressed, some people all of a sudden remember, there is a country called NIGERIA. Haba?