A young black man went to a shopping mall to buy some provisions. Enjoying the calm, serene environment he noticed a pretty young Chinese woman in a t-shirt and tight jeans stealing a glance at him. At first, he made nothing of it until he caught her a second time, after which she quickly looked away with a barely noticeable smile. Aware of the fact that she liked him but seem a little shy, he decided to save her from the dilemma.
So he approached her but realized the possibility of her not understanding a single word of English. Afraid that this language barrier could stop a possible exciting romance from developing, he moved over to her, wearing the cutest smile on his face and said “Hey! You, me…. Tiger Woods?”